Are you famous?

No, I don’t really have an identity.

[1..n].map { x => puts “Aren’t you #{x}’s dad?” }

So I’m x’s dad formerly known as Chris.

How many kids do you have?

Woah partner, that is some personal intel. We just met. The inter-webs is a dark and scary place. I don’t want to just throw everything out there all willy-nilly. I abandoned the treasure trove of personal info, aka Social Media, because I didn’t want everything flapping in the breeze. Isn’t it enough to know that I have kids? Ok it’s rude to answer a question with a question. It is enough to know I have kids.

Do your kids know you are not famous?

The older kids, yes they make it clear I am not famous. The younger ones I still have duped into thinking I am very famous.

Do you sell anything on this website?

On occasion I sell stuff on eBay or our local online classifieds site. I don’t sell anything on my website. If there is something you like I’m sure we can work something out.

Are you a professional photographer?


Do you want to become a professional photographer?


Are you an artist?

Yep, I like to create stuff.

Do you want to be a full time artist?

Dunno, keep reading and find out

If you don’t sell anything and are not famous, why do you have a website?

I like to write. I like to share what I create. I like to control my stuff. I want to be the one who decides what is posted and what happens when it is deleted. So this is my soapbox.

Wait, you answered the first question with pseudocode. Are you a developer?

No, not completely, I am a technologist by day and flailing artist by night. I am like superman minus the super.

Do you believe in magic?

As in Magic the Gathering? The game, why yes I do.